...and from the looks of reading a few other blogs, there are others who are feeling some level of misery. Seems several of us have had some crappy times/days lately. Here's hoping for better days. In the meantime, I'll leave you with this funny just sent to me:
The doctor said, 'Joe, the good news is I can cureyour headaches. The bad news is that it will require castration. You have a very rare condition,which causes your testicles to press on your spine,and the pressure creates one hell of a headache. The only way to relieve the pressure is toremove the testicles.'Joe was shocked and depressed. He wondered if he hadanything to live for. He had no choice but to go under the knife.When he left the hospital he was without a headachefor the first time in 20 years, but he felt like he was missing animportant part of himself. As he walked down the street, he saw a men's clothing store and thought, 'That's what I need - a new suit. He entered the shop and told the salesman, 'I'd like a new suit.' The elderly tailor said, 'Let's see... size 44 long.' Joe laughed, 'That's right, how did you know?' Been in the business 60 years!' the tailor said.Joe tried on the suit. It fit perfectly. As Joe admired himself in the mirror, the salesman asked, 'How about a new shirt?'Joe thought for a moment and then said, 'Sure.' The salesman eyed Joe and said, 'Let's see, 34 sleeve and 16-1/2 neck.' Joe was surprised, 'That's right, how did you know?' 'Been in the business 60 years!'Joe tried on the shirt, and it fit perfectly. Joe walked around the shop and the salesman asked, 'How about some new underwear?'Joe thought for a second and said, 'Sure.' The salesman eyed Joe's waist and said, 'Let's see...size '36.'Joe laughed 'Ah ha! I've worn size 34 since I was 18 years old.'The salesman shook his head, 'You can't wear a size 34. A size 34 would press your testicles up against the base ofyour spine and give you one hell of a headache.'
New suit = $400
New shirt = $ 36
New underwear = $ 6
Second opinion: PRICELESS
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Way too funny. So needed that one.
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